Roberto Alomar has AIDS?
That's just weird... I always wondered what happened to that guy.
Were the AIDS performance enhancing? Low blow I know. It's also now being reported that he knowingly had AIDS and then had sex with his girlfriend. That's attempted murder. But look on the bright side of things. At least now he wont be getting raped in prison and will just be tossing salads. "I prefer syrup." And I'm not just sure he has AIDS, I'm HIV positive (South Park anyone as I put my hand in the air for a hi-five).
Brett Favre says he's retiring...again. I swear to Moses that if this guy hogs the media spotlight all summer again I will shoot him directly into his throwing hand from close range with an elephant gun. The bright side - we may not have to hear Tony Kornheiser talk about his love for Favre and as a bonus we won't have to see him play again.
Tigers play Tulsa tonight...shouldn't be too bad of a game, but I still don't think Memphis will lose. Tyreke will have his normal 25 and the Tigers will continue to dominate.
Speaking of the Tigers - Gonzaga game was awesome. I never realized how yellow Digger Phelps teeth were until that game:
But look on the bright side Digger...at least there's not anything out there like hi-def tv that would make it easier to spot.
Non-sports related:
Chris Brown smacked Rhianna and now it's being reported that she might need plastic surgery:
Here are some thoughts...
-She should've been smacked when she released "Disturbia".
-He probably had to tell her twice.
-Supposedly it started over a text he received...If you're that rich you should have two cell phones...rookie mistake.
-So an R & B singer/Rapper punched his girlfriend? What are you gonna tell me next - that Elvis is dead?
She needs to look on the bright side and think of the plastic surgery like getting a new car except it's her face.
