Thursday, November 13, 2008

Shaq Smack

I'm getting back into the writing spirits... "It's true, It's true" - Kurt Angle.

Loved that guy.

So the Grizz stunk it up last night in the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
19 3-pointers? Of course that happeened to our boys... Hey Knicks, way to crush their spirits, and all the new Grizzly fans spirits.

I could hear all the new fans watching them on tv last night say, I knew it... we still suck.

Well, I guess it was fun while it lasted.

So Shaq beat down the Rockets last night... does anyone remember when Shaq started saying "Ching Chong" in an interview?

You know what's crazy? There were 7 technical fouls given out, a couple ejections, some punches, and not one of them had anything to do with Ron Artest. I guess the world might be ending after all.

Looks like the Tiger football team will be going to New Orleans or Tampa this year for a bowl... I've said in various outlets - if you're going to a shitty bowl, you might as well make a party out of it. There is one other place as notorious as Bourbon, Vegas. So I think the Tigers should go to New Orleans. End of discussion.

I got new golf shoes. Does anyone want to teach me how to hit an iron?

Monday, November 10, 2008

I'm Back

With a brand new invention.

I didn't really feel like writing, but I have a lot of stuff. So here...

Grizzlies - Over the last year I became depleted of man-crushes after the Brett Favre debacle on television, and finding out that Will Smith is a closet Scientologist. But thanks to OJ Mayo my crush has been revived, and deservingly so.

There's something different about this year's team... a team full of "Change and Hope we can believe in."

I didn't expect them to beat the Nuggets last night, so I'm not mad.

Oh yeah, there's a new President by the way. I didn't vote for him, so I'm not jumping on board with him... I don't think the world is going to end either.

And... that concludes every political thing you'll ever read on here.

The Memphis Tiger football team is in bowl contention - looks like New Orleans. If you're going to a shitty bowl, it might as well be a party right?

Tommy West is still a bonehead... players on special teams are more likely to get hurt than non special teamers. But I have a great idea - let's put our starting running back and back-up running back on special teams, there's no way they'll get hurt. Wrong!! The exact opposite happened.

I can't decide if the Titans are that good or if they keep getting breaks to go their way. For example, the Bears had to play with Rex Grossman.

And finally - here's a shocking story. (sarcasm)

Monday, November 3, 2008

Go Grizz!

Currently, my life is fantastic.

Tom Brady is still hurt, JP Prince is out for the next three to five weeks, and Tyler Hansborough is out indefinitely.

There's a lot of good karma going around:

Let's start with the Grizzlies...

I know that their record is 1-2, but at least now it looks like they're trying. I have said this to at least 50 people: "Maybe there is substance to the three year plan after all."

They are the Hornets of four years ago...

Some things I've noticed and said about the Grizz:
"Wow, it's nice to see a Gasol actually stand in the way when someone's trying to dunk."

"Darrell Arthur is going to be incredible, he didn't really have to try at Kansas."

"Mike Conley sucks."

On a positive note, I've had many friends speak of their rekindled love for the Grizzlies.

In other NBA news: Allen Iverson will be traded to Pistons for Chauncey Billup and Antonio McDyess... Pistons have now swung back into contention.

Memphis Tiger news:

There's a lot of speculation as to who will be committing to the Tiger's basketball for the 2009-2010 season. Let me break it down to you like this:

John Calipari would not have made that tough of a schedule for that season unless he knew he was going to have a bad ass team to compete with.

What schedule you ask?

Georgetown, Kansas, UT, Duke, Gonzaga, North Carolina, Syracuse, Ohio State, Louisville,UMass.

In college football news I think it's great Penn State is still 3rd in the BCS. Right where they need to be.

Florida Gators can beat ANYBODY right now.

And last but not least...

Here are the basketball national championship odds.