Andre Allen

Which one of these doesn't fit:

Andre Allen and Booker T. Washington High School.
Andre Allen and the Memphis Tigers.
Andre Allen and Chrichton College.

If you answered the third one, you win.

That's right, word has come down that Dre-Day Allen will be the starting point guard next season for Chrichton College.

For those of you unfamiliar with Chrichton it's a Liberal Arts Christian College... one of the premier Christian Colleges in the South.

So let me get this straight:

A man whose been arrested for picking up a prostitute, a man who has a baby out of wedlock, and a man whose been busted with drugs is going to be playing basketball for a Christian school.

*Having a baby out of wed lock is fine...as long as you don't try to go to a Christian school*

So what is he going to get his degree in? Preaching?

"Um, excuse me Reverend Allen, can you please repeat your entire sermon? Because I couldn't understand a word you just said."

I dunno, maybe I'm just making a big deal out of nothing. So good luck Chrichton College. At least this time when people are saying they pray for him to make a free throw, we know that those people are actually praying.